C-007 India shiner

My son, who worked in MS for a few years, will appreciate this joke:

A: “I figured out what’s wrong with India: why we are tall on promises but short on delivery”

B: “let me guess – corruption?”

A:”No, it’s because India has had only PM’s ever since independence, but never Devs or Test!”

— If you didnt get the joke, try http://www.ticky-box.com/blog/?p=2210

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C-006 SMS

ADATTACK: A man sits in lotus positon by a beach. As he meditates, a  flying saucer  approaches and hovers over him.  A ray shoots down and levitates the  man into the flying saucer. As he rises, he gets an SMS on his mobile, “UFO sighted on Buxom Beach”. The message: Get breaking news on SMS.

ADDEFENSE: Humph- Delayed SMS delivery, as usual.