Mere Paas Ma Hai

Amitabh: Mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai?

Shashii: Mere paas Ma hai.  (Deewar, 1975)

This is surely the most famous hindi movie dialogue to date. I have been collecting variations on this over the years, and now it is time to share. If you know of any more variations, please post them here!

A: Mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai. Tere paas kya hai?
S: (evil laugh) Tumhari ma hamare kabje mein hain.

A: Mere paas shahi korma hai, Malai kofta hai — tere paas kya hai?
S: Mere paas ma ki dal hain.

A: Mere paas  Solaris 12 hai, Oracle hai, 10 TB ka disk array hai, kya hai tumhare paas?

S: Mere paas root password hai.   (Pravin)

A: (on chat) mere paas web cam hai, skype hai, high speed internet hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
S:  meri girlfriend milney aai hai, ttyl.

Photon: Merey paas energy hai, rang hai, polarization hai, …
Neutron: mere paas maas hai.

A: (in Diwali season) Mere paas rocket hai, bomb hai, chakri hai, anaar hai – tumhare paas kya hai?
S: Mere paas machis hai.

A: Mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, barabanki mein agricultural zameen hai,tumhare paas kya hai?

S: Mere paas court ki decree hai.


Mean customer to waiter: Mere paas naam hai, izzat hai, paisa hai – tumhare paas kya hai?
Waiter: Maaf kariye sarkar, mere paas bahut kaam hai.

A: merey paas bangla hai, gaadi, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai?
S: merey paas bhi bangla, gaadi, paisa hai.
A: (long pause) phir ma kahan hai?

S: Merey paas ma hai.

A: Merey paas Paa hai.

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